Message from @MoonCore
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let a man take the position instead of a pussy pretending to be a man
Right? Lel
I was going to start explaining that the market determines the value of occupations, but that probably would have been wasted breath
>Be me at laundrymat
>sitting in my car
>look up
>random old Mexican guy standing outside my window
>sounds like he's trying to talk to me
>roll down my window
>dude's obviously drunk
>asks me for a buck since he's hung over
>fuck it. Give him a dollar so he'll go away
>starts telling me he just got put of jail for killing a black dude
>Bruh
>says he's homeless
>Tells me I must be a sign from god.
>uhhh....
>he starts walking away
>turns back and says, "by the way, they call me the devil"
>"Oh yeah?"
>I look away
>look back
>no where to be seen
>bruh
@Uncle Toxic He was the devil
You're lucky he never sodomized you with his pitch fork
Heard it feels good though
Must have spared me since I gave him $1
The devil has fallen on hard times.
#Demonlivesmatter
#mortallychallenged
@ResolvingParadox13 probably the same kind of idiot that doesn't understand why a football player makes so much more than a teacher
It's not that, he's just got that typical gynocentric blindside
>be me
>at school
>Teacher tells us to prepare for Bible Quiz
>groups us to 6 groups with 8 people each
>teacher says Choose your own
>Everyone Chose Everyone else expect for me
>tells teacher that I have no Group
>teacher decided to place me to thid group
>group consists of literal idiots
>"fuck, why is he here" says one of my groupmates
>literally turned outcast
>Just read the Bible for no Reason
>Days Later
>group knows theyre screwed
>pays no attention at all
>they're still talking
>ask one of the other groups to lend the bibile
>reads 1/4 of the bible in 1 Hour for some reason
>session ends
>teacher announces that the prize for winning is Basically Passing the Whole Quarter
>Everyone loses their minds
>giving no fucks whatsoever
>day of the Bible Quiz
>every group is looking hella smug
>first question comes
>ohlol.jpg
>teacher forgets to announce some Rules and shit