Message from @MoonCore

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2019-05-20 15:50:56 UTC  

I just learned the average annual salary for a nurse is higher than a tradesman and someone in a stem field

2019-05-20 15:59:53 UTC  

@Artemis Interesting.

2019-05-20 16:28:13 UTC  

A friend of mine is a mid level IT person and openly stated he was ashamed of making more than female nurses.

2019-05-20 16:30:04 UTC  

@ResolvingParadox13 The simping is real

2019-05-20 16:33:55 UTC  

then maybe he should go work at walmart

2019-05-20 16:33:59 UTC  

there problem solved

2019-05-20 16:34:09 UTC  

let a man take the position instead of a pussy pretending to be a man

2019-05-20 16:51:38 UTC  

Right? Lel

2019-05-20 16:52:06 UTC  

I was going to start explaining that the market determines the value of occupations, but that probably would have been wasted breath

2019-05-20 16:56:47 UTC  

>Be me at laundrymat
>sitting in my car
>look up
>random old Mexican guy standing outside my window
>sounds like he's trying to talk to me
>roll down my window
>dude's obviously drunk
>asks me for a buck since he's hung over
>fuck it. Give him a dollar so he'll go away
>starts telling me he just got put of jail for killing a black dude
>Bruh
>says he's homeless
>Tells me I must be a sign from god.
>uhhh....
>he starts walking away
>turns back and says, "by the way, they call me the devil"
>"Oh yeah?"
>I look away
>look back
>no where to be seen
>bruh

2019-05-20 17:03:26 UTC  

@Uncle Toxic He was the devil

2019-05-20 17:03:42 UTC  

You're lucky he never sodomized you with his pitch fork

2019-05-20 17:03:49 UTC  

Heard it feels good though

2019-05-20 17:06:17 UTC  

Must have spared me since I gave him $1

2019-05-20 17:06:42 UTC  

The devil has fallen on hard times.

2019-05-20 17:06:56 UTC  

#Demonlivesmatter

2019-05-20 17:07:10 UTC  

#mortallychallenged

2019-05-20 17:07:21 UTC  

@ResolvingParadox13 probably the same kind of idiot that doesn't understand why a football player makes so much more than a teacher

2019-05-20 17:08:09 UTC  

It's not that, he's just got that typical gynocentric blindside

2019-05-20 17:16:44 UTC  

>be me

2019-05-20 17:16:57 UTC  

>at school

2019-05-20 17:17:16 UTC  

>Teacher tells us to prepare for Bible Quiz

2019-05-20 17:17:42 UTC  

>groups us to 6 groups with 8 people each

2019-05-20 17:17:54 UTC  

>teacher says Choose your own

2019-05-20 17:18:08 UTC  

>Everyone Chose Everyone else expect for me

2019-05-20 17:18:37 UTC  

>tells teacher that I have no Group

2019-05-20 17:18:59 UTC  

>technically a Muslim cuz wy not

2019-05-20 17:19:15 UTC  

>teacher decided to place me to thid group

2019-05-20 17:19:35 UTC  

>group consists of literal idiots

2019-05-20 17:20:25 UTC  

>"fuck, why is he here" says one of my groupmates

2019-05-20 17:20:33 UTC  

>literally turned outcast

2019-05-20 17:21:10 UTC  

>Just read the Bible for no Reason

2019-05-20 17:21:22 UTC  

>Days Later

2019-05-20 17:21:35 UTC  

>group knows theyre screwed

2019-05-20 17:21:45 UTC  

>pays no attention at all

2019-05-20 17:22:03 UTC  

>they're still talking

2019-05-20 17:22:15 UTC  

>ask one of the other groups to lend the bibile

2019-05-20 17:22:55 UTC  

>reads 1/4 of the bible in 1 Hour for some reason

2019-05-20 17:23:08 UTC  

>session ends

2019-05-20 17:23:55 UTC  

>teacher announces that the prize for winning is Basically Passing the Whole Quarter

2019-05-20 17:24:07 UTC  

>Everyone loses their minds