Think of it as a practical guide to gorilla boxing against a much bigger simpanzee band.

I'll check it out

Jerking off seems to tire me out.

🤔

Then again im.a normie when it comes to that.

Y’all ever take cold showers? I just started to recently and that shit will get me AMPED UP. It’s like it shocks my body into high gear, I’ll start hopping up and down and punching the air and shouting. Great way to start the day.

I shower at the end of the day so not really.

I have really curly hair, so I have to shower in the morning to make it look presentable.

[*laughs in short hair*]

I think I’m gonna get mine cut shorter soon. So it’ll be less hassle and I can wear hats. Might get a cowboy hat 🤠

Blue State Commies are moving to red states

well my flight is in 5 hours

wish me luck

Good luck Monk.

Maybe some of the commies will come to there senses if they move to places with affordable housing and better job opportunities. That’s probably being too optimistic.

I hope you're brown enough not to get stabbed when you land

Realistically they'll get there go, this is amazing it's so cheap, there are just a few changes we have to make

then it's legal to spread aids

'sup guys

Morning.

>be Me, at work
>Driving thru parking garage
>glance in my rearview mirror, some guy is on my ass
> look both ways, turn right
>check rearview mirror
>rearview mirror is gone
>wtf.jpg

> I heard nothing

F

> park and search my two seater car for a rearview mirror

>find nothing

>glitchinthematrix.exe

>park my car

>is it under the seat?

>look up

>God: invoke-command -scriptblock {repair-matrix}

it's on the fuciking front seat

Nani the fuck?

So did you put it back on?

>be me
>19
>high school graduate
>trying to find job for month or so
>Finally gets interview for part time warehouse job that pays 15 buckaroonies an hour
>fuckyes.jpg
>mom is getting full time job
>no one can drive me to work if she gets a job
>so I won't be able to get a job basically
>actuallyfuckingendme.jpg
>depression.exe

You don't have public transportation?

I live in a city

public transportation is absolute ass

and my potential job is on the other side of the city

Bruh I don't own a car. I bus everywhere.

that would take almost 3 hours there and back

by bus