Message from @The-Free-Monk

Discord ID: 581497234911133699


2019-05-24 10:53:32 UTC  

No, I'm straight.

2019-05-24 10:53:39 UTC  

Ohh would you reccomend

2019-05-24 10:53:54 UTC  

Absolutely.

2019-05-24 10:54:01 UTC  

Unless you're a game journalist.

2019-05-24 10:54:08 UTC  

Lol

2019-05-24 10:55:30 UTC  

Cant sleep

2019-05-24 10:55:47 UTC  

Read a paper book

2019-05-24 10:56:50 UTC  

Yes

2019-05-24 11:05:17 UTC  

I suggest "Resistance to Tyranny" by Joseph Padino.

2019-05-24 11:05:56 UTC  

Think of it as a practical guide to gorilla boxing against a much bigger simpanzee band.

2019-05-24 11:06:29 UTC  

I'll check it out

2019-05-24 11:28:20 UTC  

Jerking off seems to tire me out.

2019-05-24 11:28:28 UTC  

🤔

2019-05-24 11:29:36 UTC  

Then again im.a normie when it comes to that.

2019-05-24 14:26:38 UTC  

Y’all ever take cold showers? I just started to recently and that shit will get me AMPED UP. It’s like it shocks my body into high gear, I’ll start hopping up and down and punching the air and shouting. Great way to start the day.

2019-05-24 14:27:54 UTC  

I shower at the end of the day so not really.

2019-05-24 14:29:15 UTC  

I have really curly hair, so I have to shower in the morning to make it look presentable.

2019-05-24 14:30:25 UTC  

[*laughs in short hair*]

2019-05-24 14:33:12 UTC  

I think I’m gonna get mine cut shorter soon. So it’ll be less hassle and I can wear hats. Might get a cowboy hat 🤠

2019-05-24 14:50:01 UTC  

Blue State Commies are moving to red states

2019-05-24 15:02:24 UTC  

well my flight is in 5 hours

2019-05-24 15:02:44 UTC  

wish me luck

2019-05-24 15:13:45 UTC  

Good luck Monk.

2019-05-24 15:14:37 UTC  

Maybe some of the commies will come to there senses if they move to places with affordable housing and better job opportunities. That’s probably being too optimistic.

2019-05-24 15:18:35 UTC  

I hope you're brown enough not to get stabbed when you land

2019-05-24 15:19:10 UTC  

Realistically they'll get there go, this is amazing it's so cheap, there are just a few changes we have to make

2019-05-24 15:19:17 UTC  

then it's legal to spread aids

2019-05-24 15:25:02 UTC  

'sup guys

2019-05-24 15:27:16 UTC  

Morning.

2019-05-24 15:30:23 UTC  

>be Me, at work
>Driving thru parking garage
>glance in my rearview mirror, some guy is on my ass
> look both ways, turn right
>check rearview mirror
>rearview mirror is gone
>wtf.jpg

2019-05-24 15:30:37 UTC  

> I heard nothing

2019-05-24 15:30:59 UTC  

F

2019-05-24 15:31:07 UTC  

> park and search my two seater car for a rearview mirror

2019-05-24 15:31:11 UTC  

>find nothing

2019-05-24 15:31:16 UTC  

>glitchinthematrix.exe

2019-05-24 15:31:19 UTC  

>park my car

2019-05-24 15:31:27 UTC  

>is it under the seat?

2019-05-24 15:31:46 UTC  

>look up

2019-05-24 15:32:11 UTC  

>God: invoke-command -scriptblock {repair-matrix}

2019-05-24 15:32:16 UTC  

it's on the fuciking front seat

2019-05-24 15:40:29 UTC  

Nani the fuck?