Message from @Master Golan

Discord ID: 582789500485238798


2019-05-28 04:29:53 UTC  

Juice ain’t worth the squeeze

2019-05-28 04:31:36 UTC  

The three things a man gets from a woman are all sorts of lovely. But what woman today wants to provide those things for a man?

2019-05-28 04:31:53 UTC  

Non

2019-05-28 04:31:59 UTC  

Which is unfortunate.

2019-05-28 04:32:28 UTC  

Sometimes I enjoy making general comments about women that are indirectly unflattering but seem passable around women to see those big lovely frowning scowls deepen.

2019-05-28 04:32:33 UTC  

What what 3 things?

2019-05-28 04:33:00 UTC  

Sex, domestic comfort/companionship and kids.

2019-05-28 04:33:06 UTC  

Heads nodding down.

2019-05-28 04:33:15 UTC  

Its wonderful seeing them miserable.

2019-05-28 04:34:19 UTC  

Ok I think I only had 2 of those

2019-05-28 04:35:13 UTC  

Women bring nothing anymore. They dont even want to dress effeminate.

2019-05-28 04:35:25 UTC  

You get a fucking tomboy

2019-05-28 04:35:30 UTC  

And that is gay

2019-05-28 04:35:35 UTC  

They’re fat as hell anyway

2019-05-28 04:35:40 UTC  

I hate tomboys.

2019-05-28 04:35:52 UTC  

They’re not all fat lol

2019-05-28 04:36:12 UTC  

You’re saying you can go out and the majority of women you see arnt fat?

2019-05-28 04:36:28 UTC  

Gotta go for the young ones

2019-05-28 04:36:42 UTC  

Mine was 19 😁

2019-05-28 04:37:14 UTC  

18-21, past that they are blown out from partying looking 40 and fat.

2019-05-28 04:37:24 UTC  

Except you should avoid them altogether

2019-05-28 04:38:07 UTC  

Yep my ex is only 25 & it’s already showing

2019-05-28 04:38:08 UTC  

I know. Bro if a horny blonde 18 year old pops up she's getting the dick though.

2019-05-28 04:38:27 UTC  

Lmao I understand

2019-05-28 04:38:42 UTC  

Not dating her

2019-05-28 04:39:05 UTC  

Eh she would never even look down at an old broke fuck like me.

2019-05-28 04:39:13 UTC  

Make sure you give a fake name lol

2019-05-28 04:39:23 UTC  

I always give a fake name

2019-05-28 04:39:32 UTC  

Dude I'm 32 and I have college thots after me

2019-05-28 04:39:56 UTC  

Bitches with daddy issues love older men

2019-05-28 04:39:57 UTC  

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2019-05-28 04:40:01 UTC  

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2019-05-28 04:40:10 UTC  

Well you must be doing something that I'm not. I'm invisible to the opposite sex.

2019-05-28 04:40:17 UTC  

Good

2019-05-28 04:40:27 UTC  

I wear shirts 3 sizes too big to ensure that

2019-05-28 04:40:32 UTC  

Thats a blessing in disguise @GingerSnaps

2019-05-28 04:40:53 UTC  

Yes, yes i know gentleman.

2019-05-28 04:40:55 UTC  

Gfs sister who is my age is fucking a 35 year old dude and she's my age

2019-05-28 04:41:07 UTC  

nice

2019-05-28 04:41:13 UTC  

It’s super common

2019-05-28 04:41:15 UTC  

Amazing