Ben Simpihro

@YuriBezmenov She prob knew how to cook an arby sammich

A girl once said she could cook for me by reheating frozen foods

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That was her way of trying to convince me to date her

...that's not cooking.

And she was in her 30s

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When we take over the world, I will reinstate womanly skills in public and private education.

Fuck it, best thing I ever did for myself was learn to cook

If they want to be fat and useless let them be imo

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lets say we win and take over. wont matter this generation. all the thots are still thots

unless you wanna take some reformed hoe

i dont

Just gotta pick one up 18 years after we win

When we hit the big reset

Or find a virgin

I mean... I guess.

Small percentage, i know

I start to feel less depressed wheb i get out of bed and start moving around

A reformed hoe lol

I mean, properly reheating frozen foods is kind of a bitch.

@<SOLO> It's like buying a salvage car

A car has value

Flood damage. Fire damage.

A hoe does not

someone died in the trunk

Lol

I would rather get a salvaged car than to get a reformed hoe

No, we don't know what that smell is and Febreze isn't fixing it...

>things you can say about a salvage car and reformed hoe...

mystery leaks...

Lol what smells like mildew and why is there a tag on here saying Tyrone was here

Pock marks everywhere

Is that a bullet hole?

A car you can park it in your car and invest into it as you feel like it while a reformed hoe is eating eating my food and breathing my good air

she's supposed to be refurbished

I imagine a vag lift and something about Jesus is involved