Deadpan and I got back to eating

Hrm. I would have delivered it humorously.

"I know, right?! Ya bunch of crazy bitches!"

Yeah, it would have been better

That way you get to say what you really mean and they think you're playing.

"Thats why I'm gay." Would have been my response

I didn't care enough to do it though

>implying buggery is a choice

"But you have anime girls on your phone."
"So? They aren't real."
"..."

"But they all have dicks."

"Still better than crazy 3d chicks and they put out"

See, that's a salty message.

That's not very ghosting in plain sight.

But I played the gay card. I automatically get a pass.

I mean, you *might* claim that.

But, remember, women will reject any card out of hand.

I have a laundry list of gay friends ready to go to bat when I play that nuclear bomb

See, here's the thing that confused me: How do you find yourself in any situation where you legitimately felt the need to have that contingency so readily in place?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQBE2mLTt4s

honk honk bitch

Is that evergreen or someone else?

nope

What's the tl;dw? I'm watching RF at the moment.

@Xychotic I probably wont have to use it, but I'd rather have it and not need it

black students stole from bakery

college said bakery racist

Bakery sued

bakery sued

college just lost

Oh, *nice*

I saw that this morning, was laughing

@shadowlessnexus can I stay with auntie sona tonight?

Holy shit.

I just found a landmine.

..ok?

Naval Ravikant.

I suggest you all check this billionaire out.

Everything he's saying is on point.

Explain

I just googled him.

He founded an angel incubator.