but there are probably tax benefits for not being a bachelor?

Married couples get better tax breaks

There already is a bachelor tax. They just call it a "marriage tax break" and even then, you can calculate joint and separate and then make the call according to whichever is better.

If you want to interpret it that way

Single women pay the same as single men

Unless they are single mothers

My friends sisters friend tried to joke with me and told me "Don't get a girlfriend, we are fucking crazy"...

I said "I know."

And women are more likely to retain the children in any split.

So, yeah, male bachelor tax.

@Space wix But did you deliver it deadpan or with humor?

Deadpan and I got back to eating

Hrm. I would have delivered it humorously.

"I know, right?! Ya bunch of crazy bitches!"

Yeah, it would have been better

That way you get to say what you really mean and they think you're playing.

"Thats why I'm gay." Would have been my response

I didn't care enough to do it though

>implying buggery is a choice

"But you have anime girls on your phone."
"So? They aren't real."
"..."

"But they all have dicks."

"Still better than crazy 3d chicks and they put out"

See, that's a salty message.

That's not very ghosting in plain sight.

But I played the gay card. I automatically get a pass.

I mean, you *might* claim that.

But, remember, women will reject any card out of hand.

I have a laundry list of gay friends ready to go to bat when I play that nuclear bomb

See, here's the thing that confused me: How do you find yourself in any situation where you legitimately felt the need to have that contingency so readily in place?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQBE2mLTt4s

honk honk bitch

Is that evergreen or someone else?

nope

What's the tl;dw? I'm watching RF at the moment.

@Xychotic I probably wont have to use it, but I'd rather have it and not need it

black students stole from bakery

college said bakery racist

Bakery sued

bakery sued

college just lost

Oh, *nice*