Curse this coworker of mine.

I don't know how you fell for that.

Perhaps you need some post-nut clarity.

@Rhunespire

LOL!

@Rhunespire The only reason I'd join the military or police would be for those skills...

Well. Chaon is gay so it makes sense that he has no sense of aim.

@Deleted User then enlist ^^

@Rhunespire Fuck no.

I am not serving in these dumb ass conflicts.

Once there is a real war, I might.

It would be purely selfish.

Oh my God, you're one of *those*

Oh fucking hell.

@Rhunespire One of what?

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3478394/

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what the

also chaon is bi not gay lol @Rhunespire

Whatever.

Nah man. That dude is hella <:thebiggay:585709729313980426>

Were only allowed one gay and one bi for the server and he swallowed both spots

||although I would like the power to hit my ceiling||

ahri doesnt let my balls ever not be near empty so i wont have that problem

@Deleted User someone who thinks that they need a "just cause" to serve in the military- those dont exist anymore, not since WW2.

borg plz

plz stop

If you want the skills, enlist and serve, get your GI bill and other bennies and get out

@Rhunespire Fuck. That's true.

@shadowlessnexus alright

@Rhunespire True. I am 24 so kind of old but I could still enlist.

Uh, no your in prime fighting age

I'd definitely only go for a tactical combat role.

Just in time for China

@Rhunespire Oh perfect 😉

@Rhunespire I was an athlete (wrestling/track and field - sprints) from 16-20 and now all I care about is fucking bodybuilding, lol. It would be nice to train for a real cause.

You want a real cause? Make one for yourself.

Dont let anyone give one to you.

The military is a job.

^

What would a real cause look like these days?