And that's not a joke. I heard a fucking baby crying in my room.

Damn son that sounds creepy and forboding as fuck.

I know. I was scared that there would be a mother with it demanding child support.

No but seriously that was fucking creepy and I never want to deal with that again

Aww.

That's not where my mind went but good one, i lol'd at that.

And here my dreams are about killing coke dealers that disrespected my property and generosity.

Do you all realize how blessed life is? I haven’t had to deal with female drama for almost 2 months now.

Holy shit.

I could get used to this.

I’m a new man.

My mother breaks that streak everyday.

Have you ever thought of slipping mdma into her morning coffee?

@[chase dreams] Yeah, I left my family about 1k miles away. New number.

No old connections and starting new.

Happy days.

@Deleted User it's great isnt it

@Rhunespire I don’t even miss regular sex at this point. It’s like my headaches lifted.

Heh

Once I get that spinning booooi pussy @shadowlessnexus suggested I’ll be even better.

And here I am just dreaming about killing people who bullied my brother.

Just kidding it’s not boiiiiipussy. It’s just a spinning robot pussy.

I mean what?

Welp. Class is done and me phone is almost dead.

Time to head out!

See you.

Later

I’ll be back ~~to discord and drive.~~

I mean back at home and in a safe, non-moving manner.

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Don’t be like the dude in Black Mirror who killed his fiancé.

Drive. Focus. Be one with the wheel.

Ugh.. you sound like Nexus.

Fine. I’ll be a safe driver.

Yeah dude don't pull a me and wreck every car you've been given by your family cause you weren't being careful.

@PreschoolFightClub wax on wax off

@PreschoolFightClub drive over that lady that caught you sleeping

?

What lady?

I renamed the emoji :what_the: to : concern: as it’s a more appropriate name for most situations.