He was afraid of your Chad Italian sausage going into sweet, sweet buns.

@ʝσรɦµα I hope to god that you're a new York Italian

I’m a full italian from evalino

"Aye don't worry pal"

Evalino?

Yes evalino small town in Veneto

Veneto?

Americans are retarded

Are you mafia or not?

And I ain't no American

Si puttana

Jou ma se poes

Il tua madre e fagotto

No. Tú.

tf?

"You don't know of my small town in Italy? God, Americans are retarded"

Yeah, but Italy is corrupt trash.

@ʝσรɦµα Hou jou bek jou dom naai

@ʝσรɦµα no not all Americans are retarded,
In the same way not Europeans are retarded..
There are a few non NPCs / red pillers everywhere

I mean, there's gotta have been three or four not-retarded Europeans, but they all came to America.

The remainder were killed in WWII.

How is everyone doing!?

I nearly entered a state of sleep paralysis and started hallucinating

Not even an hour ago

Couldve had a stroke too

Happened to a friend

I'm doing great

@[chase dreams] You good?

@PreschoolFightClub probably not.

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But it happened and it wasn't pleasant.

I'm just glad I fully woke up before I saw where the noise of that baby crying was coming from

And that's not a joke. I heard a fucking baby crying in my room.

Damn son that sounds creepy and forboding as fuck.

I know. I was scared that there would be a mother with it demanding child support.

No but seriously that was fucking creepy and I never want to deal with that again

Aww.

That's not where my mind went but good one, i lol'd at that.

And here my dreams are about killing coke dealers that disrespected my property and generosity.

Do you all realize how blessed life is? I haven’t had to deal with female drama for almost 2 months now.

Holy shit.