Allah is a false diety- the Quran does not apply

Continue eating pork boys

@Happy Humble Hermit why did the SJWs hate it?

yeah i must of missed the SJW hate on days gone as well

Pork is delicious

I'm tempted to take a nap but I'm scared I'm gonna wake up and see some 10 foot demon in the corner of my room waiting to stick a stalagmite up my ass.

That's why i always sleep with a 10 foot stalagmite in my ass

Every time I wake up from a nap I always hear a fucking baby crying.

Waiting? <:tellmemore:532084430664105994>

Every time I took a nap I brushed my teeth and didn't even realize until after

I've come dangerously close these last few days to slipping into some form of sleep paralysis

That's a demon sitting on your chest.

It's sucking the life out of you.

Nah ain't had a paralysis

The demon just hasn't managed to properly mount up yet.

I'm serious though.

It's practicing.

The demon is sucking your energy

Maybe it's a vampire

No, that's a different type of monster.

Vampires are pretty cool

Depends on the vampire.

I offer you my blood

@Roman Sionis <-- Likes sparkly vamps.

It's not really sucking anything away from me if it's just a hallucination

I like vampires from skyrim

Yet, chase.

Yet.

Yeet

You'll start waking up more and more tired.

At first, you'll think you just didn't sleep well.

That's exactly what's been happening.

Melatonin

You better use some demon protection

I wake up and my body feels almost entirely numb

Nyquilll

What you mean numb

I mean I can't feel or move any part of my body

Rem sleep

I can seemingly only get up if I struggle

I thought you mean you feel like you aren't in control of your body