Message from @Roman Sionis

Discord ID: 588340125919084565


2019-06-12 12:08:05 UTC  

I'm tempted to take a nap but I'm scared I'm gonna wake up and see some 10 foot demon in the corner of my room waiting to stick a stalagmite up my ass.

2019-06-12 12:08:25 UTC  

That's why i always sleep with a 10 foot stalagmite in my ass

2019-06-12 12:09:19 UTC  

Every time I wake up from a nap I always hear a fucking baby crying.

2019-06-12 12:09:24 UTC  

Waiting? <:tellmemore:532084430664105994>

2019-06-12 12:09:41 UTC  

Every time I took a nap I brushed my teeth and didn't even realize until after

2019-06-12 12:10:21 UTC  

I've come dangerously close these last few days to slipping into some form of sleep paralysis

2019-06-12 12:12:03 UTC  

That's a demon sitting on your chest.

2019-06-12 12:12:16 UTC  

It's sucking the life out of you.

2019-06-12 12:12:19 UTC  

Nah ain't had a paralysis

2019-06-12 12:12:32 UTC  

The demon just hasn't managed to properly mount up yet.

2019-06-12 12:12:35 UTC  

I'm serious though.

2019-06-12 12:12:37 UTC  

It's practicing.

2019-06-12 12:12:41 UTC  

The demon is sucking your energy

2019-06-12 12:12:48 UTC  

Maybe it's a vampire

2019-06-12 12:12:56 UTC  

No, that's a different type of monster.

2019-06-12 12:13:06 UTC  

Vampires are pretty cool

2019-06-12 12:13:15 UTC  

Depends on the vampire.

2019-06-12 12:13:22 UTC  

I offer you my blood

2019-06-12 12:13:27 UTC  

@Roman Sionis <-- Likes sparkly vamps.

2019-06-12 12:13:28 UTC  

It's not really sucking anything away from me if it's just a hallucination

2019-06-12 12:13:36 UTC  

I like vampires from skyrim

2019-06-12 12:13:49 UTC  

Yet, chase.

2019-06-12 12:13:50 UTC  

Yet.

2019-06-12 12:14:12 UTC  

Yeet

2019-06-12 12:14:23 UTC  

You'll start waking up more and more tired.

2019-06-12 12:14:39 UTC  

At first, you'll think you just didn't sleep well.

2019-06-12 12:14:43 UTC  

That's exactly what's been happening.

2019-06-12 12:14:57 UTC  

Melatonin

2019-06-12 12:14:58 UTC  

You better use some demon protection

2019-06-12 12:15:09 UTC  

I wake up and my body feels almost entirely numb

2019-06-12 12:15:26 UTC  

Nyquilll

2019-06-12 12:15:49 UTC  

What you mean numb

2019-06-12 12:16:06 UTC  

I mean I can't feel or move any part of my body

2019-06-12 12:16:15 UTC  

Rem sleep

2019-06-12 12:16:25 UTC  

I can seemingly only get up if I struggle

2019-06-12 12:16:35 UTC  

I thought you mean you feel like you aren't in control of your body

2019-06-12 12:16:37 UTC  

Yeah it’s happened to me a bunch of times

2019-06-12 12:17:21 UTC  

The last thing I want is to wake up and see Alma from F.E.A.R. standing over me

2019-06-12 12:17:42 UTC  

She will be sitting on your chest.

2019-06-12 12:17:46 UTC  

And you won't believe it at first.

2019-06-12 12:17:56 UTC  

You'll think you're still dreaming. And then you'll struggle to wake up.