Our day job is murder

And you look tasty

lol

PETA thinks sheep are killed in order to make wool coats.

It's literally no different than giving a haircut.

Kill or be killed

PETA has been proven to be A: incompetent and B: more dangerous to animals than the people they complain about.

PETA thinks meat eaters don't know that animals die to make food

I'm fully aware that animals die and I'm completely okay with that if it means I get a delicious burger at the end of the day.

PETA is only mad at meat eaters because that's one less animal carcass they can fuck

Basically

Look, if God didnt want me to eat chicken, pig or cow - he wouldnt have made them so tasty

If god didn't want me eating pig or cow, he shouldn't have given me teeth made for eating meat

days gone is really great so far, i can see why the sjws hated it and gave it low scores

god doesn't want you eating pig, it's Haram

Allah is a false diety- the Quran does not apply

Continue eating pork boys

@Happy Humble Hermit why did the SJWs hate it?

yeah i must of missed the SJW hate on days gone as well

Pork is delicious

I'm tempted to take a nap but I'm scared I'm gonna wake up and see some 10 foot demon in the corner of my room waiting to stick a stalagmite up my ass.

That's why i always sleep with a 10 foot stalagmite in my ass

Every time I wake up from a nap I always hear a fucking baby crying.

Waiting? <:tellmemore:532084430664105994>

Every time I took a nap I brushed my teeth and didn't even realize until after

I've come dangerously close these last few days to slipping into some form of sleep paralysis

That's a demon sitting on your chest.

It's sucking the life out of you.

Nah ain't had a paralysis

The demon just hasn't managed to properly mount up yet.

I'm serious though.

It's practicing.

The demon is sucking your energy

Maybe it's a vampire

No, that's a different type of monster.

Vampires are pretty cool

Depends on the vampire.

I offer you my blood

@Roman Sionis <-- Likes sparkly vamps.

It's not really sucking anything away from me if it's just a hallucination

I like vampires from skyrim