tbh, I don't know what kind of hair you have

I keep my hair very short and still use conditioner.

Mind you, I'm also lazy, so I use it at the same time as the shampoo.

Close enough.

My hair is short as fuck.

So, like, 30 seconds long?

Like, two pump chump long?

Or, power hour long?

Not exactly communicating clearly here, bud.

What fraction of an inch is it? If it's an inch or more that's not exactly short in my opinion, for a guy anyway.

Dude, don't talk about his member like that. Especially not in public.

Besides, recent research says average is 5.5" in america.

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Honestly, I think it's because of the influx of indians and middle easterners.

My hair is probably about 1/16”

Jebus.

That's like a buzz cut.

Are you black?

@XychoticWhat hair do to have?

It's about half an inch. I'm rocking the Patrick Stewart cut. Except not gray yet.

Is it straight?

Or curly or in between like me

Either way it's a nice cut

Speaking of hair, you guys grow beards? I just got mine cleaned up and trimmed down yesterday. Dude cut off too much of my goatee on the sides and i think i had him cut my sideburns too short. I miss it already.

@GingerSnaps I'm still a youngling

Only got my goatee and mustasche and some side burns

Grow a neckbeard

I know the struggle man. Only within the last few years have i been able to grow a full beard. And I'm 35.

@Cat Wizard eww

@GingerSnaps That's crazy

I got a long way to go

It’s a lion mane

My dads inca Indian, only mustache and gotee here

I can't seem to get a beard to grow, but I also don't try.

Maybe, maybe not. You can take supplements, oils, etc that'll help.

Heh ive been able to grow a beard since 16

My half brother grew out a freakin' Leonidas beard and he's a little manlet.

Just glue your lovely pubes to your face @Xychotic

It was hilarious.

Goddamn auto Correct

I might try again this November.