So I’m not the only one?

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@PreschoolFightClub ever had your pubes feel like wire?

Yes, actually.

Yeah.

I could prob use it to strangle a hoe

Use conditioner.

Ehhh

Soft, luxurious curls, man.

I'm not white so conditioner doesn't help as much

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I'm cursed with shitty hair

I don’t shave my junk often so my pubes actually have a tendency to braid themselves.

More conditioner!

@PreschoolFightClub Viking hair

Huh. What a thing to gain a level with.

More?

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@Xychotic More will help?

>assuming that my short haired ass even has conditioner to begin with

tbh, I don't know what kind of hair you have

I keep my hair very short and still use conditioner.

Mind you, I'm also lazy, so I use it at the same time as the shampoo.

Close enough.

My hair is short as fuck.

So, like, 30 seconds long?

Like, two pump chump long?

Or, power hour long?

Not exactly communicating clearly here, bud.

What fraction of an inch is it? If it's an inch or more that's not exactly short in my opinion, for a guy anyway.

Dude, don't talk about his member like that. Especially not in public.

Besides, recent research says average is 5.5" in america.

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Honestly, I think it's because of the influx of indians and middle easterners.

My hair is probably about 1/16”

Jebus.

That's like a buzz cut.

Are you black?

@XychoticWhat hair do to have?

It's about half an inch. I'm rocking the Patrick Stewart cut. Except not gray yet.

Is it straight?