Message from @Cat Wizard

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2019-06-12 21:57:03 UTC  

Like, two pump chump long?

2019-06-12 21:57:10 UTC  

Or, power hour long?

2019-06-12 21:57:20 UTC  

Not exactly communicating clearly here, bud.

2019-06-12 21:58:27 UTC  

What fraction of an inch is it? If it's an inch or more that's not exactly short in my opinion, for a guy anyway.

2019-06-12 21:59:11 UTC  

Dude, don't talk about his member like that. Especially not in public.

2019-06-12 21:59:28 UTC  

Besides, recent research says average is 5.5" in america.

2019-06-12 21:59:31 UTC  

<:youwotm8:524083191833952257>

2019-06-12 21:59:41 UTC  

Honestly, I think it's because of the influx of indians and middle easterners.

2019-06-12 21:59:49 UTC  

My hair is probably about 1/16”

2019-06-12 21:59:56 UTC  

Jebus.

2019-06-12 22:00:01 UTC  

That's like a buzz cut.

2019-06-12 22:00:05 UTC  

Are you black?

2019-06-12 22:01:45 UTC  

@XychoticWhat hair do to have?

2019-06-12 22:02:25 UTC  

It's about half an inch. I'm rocking the Patrick Stewart cut. Except not gray yet.

2019-06-12 22:04:09 UTC  

Is it straight?

2019-06-12 22:04:17 UTC  

Or curly or in between like me

2019-06-12 22:04:36 UTC  

Either way it's a nice cut

2019-06-12 22:04:40 UTC  

Speaking of hair, you guys grow beards? I just got mine cleaned up and trimmed down yesterday. Dude cut off too much of my goatee on the sides and i think i had him cut my sideburns too short. I miss it already.

2019-06-12 22:04:57 UTC  

@GingerSnaps I'm still a youngling

2019-06-12 22:05:11 UTC  

Only got my goatee and mustasche and some side burns

2019-06-12 22:05:23 UTC  

Grow a neckbeard

2019-06-12 22:06:01 UTC  

I know the struggle man. Only within the last few years have i been able to grow a full beard. And I'm 35.

2019-06-12 22:06:14 UTC  
2019-06-12 22:06:19 UTC  

@GingerSnaps That's crazy

2019-06-12 22:06:25 UTC  

I got a long way to go

2019-06-12 22:06:37 UTC  

It’s a lion mane

2019-06-12 22:06:47 UTC  

My dads inca Indian, only mustache and gotee here

2019-06-12 22:07:06 UTC  

I can't seem to get a beard to grow, but I also don't try.

2019-06-12 22:07:18 UTC  

Maybe, maybe not. You can take supplements, oils, etc that'll help.

2019-06-12 22:07:48 UTC  

Heh ive been able to grow a beard since 16

2019-06-12 22:07:59 UTC  

My half brother grew out a freakin' Leonidas beard and he's a little manlet.

2019-06-12 22:08:01 UTC  

Just glue your lovely pubes to your face @Xychotic

2019-06-12 22:08:02 UTC  

It was hilarious.

2019-06-12 22:08:26 UTC  

Goddamn auto Correct

2019-06-12 22:08:28 UTC  

I might try again this November.

2019-06-12 22:08:36 UTC  

5’5 manlet or shorter

2019-06-12 22:08:48 UTC  

I think he's 5'6"

2019-06-12 22:09:02 UTC  

How tall are you? @Xychotic

2019-06-12 22:09:08 UTC  

5'11"

2019-06-12 22:09:13 UTC  

Nice

2019-06-12 22:09:18 UTC  

I envy you