Message from @Xychotic
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I laugh the older they are when they find jesus. Like, you aren't religious. You're just scared of death
You may have found jesus, but you're still fucking the mail man
And judgment.
yeah as a Christian myself that sort of thing is not real faith
either that, or like my oldest sister...3 children with white-trash trailer park fabulous mfers
They know they've fucked up and the only one left that will forgive them in "imaginary man in the sky"
@Xychotic Bearded Sky Daddy
So, congrats. Born again? At least now we know who the absolute colossal fuck ups are.
yeah they just want to avoid the pain of death, but they do not truly believe
You know what really baffles me
Personally, I would prefer the ones that just say they are going to hell.
Atheists who go back to religion
why?
You could all just join the Cult of Uncle. Our moto is " It ain't illegal unless you get caught"
It's like getting the best gaming rig, then going back to console
@Punished Korgoth lol...a woman...trying to replace "daddy" with another "daddy"...Go figure.
"Oh, yeah, no, I'm fucked. I got the Global Pass to hell. I don't even get to see the pearly gates."
I hear hell has decent wifi but none of the soda machines have the syrup in em
@pjalmighty42 My theory is that women want the ULTIMATE dom
and god suits that role
For society.
@Uncle Toxic Satan is actually pretty chill
@Punished Korgoth he's a broke motherfucker tho. Always asking you for your spare change
@Uncle Toxic He's also extremely fucking lazy, despite being omnipotent
If god was a person he would be on welfare
God is on welfare!
lol
Because everyone's gotta donate all the time.
@Xychotic hence why societies need to institute that all men carry a box of talc!
and the really religiously cucked have to tithe.
God is a single heavenly father with 7 billion children
ahaha
He needs your support!
nooo
thats my time
It's our time.
It's out time now.
--The Goonies.
*geezer check: failed*
@Punished Korgoth >Be me at laundrymat
>sitting in my car
>look up
>random old Mexican guy standing outside my window
>sounds like he's trying to talk to me
>roll down my window
>dude's obviously drunk
>asks me for a buck since he's hung over
>fuck it. Give him a dollar so he'll go away
>starts telling me he just got out of jail for killing a black dude
>Bruh
>says he's homeless
>Tells me I must be a sign from god.
>uhhh....
>he starts walking away
>turns back and says, "by the way, they call me the devil"
>"Oh yeah?"
>I look away
>look back
>no where to be seen
>bruh