You know what really baffles me

Personally, I would prefer the ones that just say they are going to hell.

Atheists who go back to religion

why?

You could all just join the Cult of Uncle. Our moto is " It ain't illegal unless you get caught"

It's like getting the best gaming rig, then going back to console

@Punished Korgoth lol...a woman...trying to replace "daddy" with another "daddy"...Go figure.

"Oh, yeah, no, I'm fucked. I got the Global Pass to hell. I don't even get to see the pearly gates."

I hear hell has decent wifi but none of the soda machines have the syrup in em

@pjalmighty42 My theory is that women want the ULTIMATE dom

and god suits that role

That's why feminism is just a shit test.

For society.

@Uncle Toxic Satan is actually pretty chill

@Punished Korgoth he's a broke motherfucker tho. Always asking you for your spare change

@Uncle Toxic He's also extremely fucking lazy, despite being omnipotent

If god was a person he would be on welfare

God is on welfare!

lol

Because everyone's gotta donate all the time.

@Xychotic hence why societies need to institute that all men carry a box of talc!

and the really religiously cucked have to tithe.

God is a single heavenly father with 7 billion children

ahaha

He needs your support!

nooo

thats my time

It's our time.

It's out time now.

--The Goonies.

*geezer check: failed*

@Punished Korgoth >Be me at laundrymat
>sitting in my car
>look up
>random old Mexican guy standing outside my window
>sounds like he's trying to talk to me
>roll down my window
>dude's obviously drunk
>asks me for a buck since he's hung over
>fuck it. Give him a dollar so he'll go away
>starts telling me he just got out of jail for killing a black dude
>Bruh
>says he's homeless
>Tells me I must be a sign from god.
>uhhh....
>he starts walking away
>turns back and says, "by the way, they call me the devil"
>"Oh yeah?"
>I look away
>look back
>no where to be seen
>bruh

he took half my time

its almost like half my shit

@Uncle Toxic Devil's been going through some tough times

he doesn't have much of a job seeing as most people have access to modern medicine and stuff

Also Mexican beer created by satan confirmed

we must tell tfm!

for just $1 a day, you could help Satan get into rehab

rehab for what?

BDSM?