Seeing as he's either dead or doesn't exist

"You may have found Jesus, but you're still on parole."

@Xychotic hilarious (but so...fucking...true

@Xychotic lol i thought i was the only one that used that line. 4 kids from 6 different daddy's.

or is an amalgamation of different men

I laugh the older they are when they find jesus. Like, you aren't religious. You're just scared of death

You may have found jesus, but you're still fucking the mail man

And judgment.

yeah as a Christian myself that sort of thing is not real faith

either that, or like my oldest sister...3 children with white-trash trailer park fabulous mfers

They know they've fucked up and the only one left that will forgive them in "imaginary man in the sky"

@Xychotic Bearded Sky Daddy

So, congrats. Born again? At least now we know who the absolute colossal fuck ups are.

yeah they just want to avoid the pain of death, but they do not truly believe

You know what really baffles me

Personally, I would prefer the ones that just say they are going to hell.

Atheists who go back to religion

why?

You could all just join the Cult of Uncle. Our moto is " It ain't illegal unless you get caught"

It's like getting the best gaming rig, then going back to console

@Punished Korgoth lol...a woman...trying to replace "daddy" with another "daddy"...Go figure.

"Oh, yeah, no, I'm fucked. I got the Global Pass to hell. I don't even get to see the pearly gates."

I hear hell has decent wifi but none of the soda machines have the syrup in em

@pjalmighty42 My theory is that women want the ULTIMATE dom

and god suits that role

That's why feminism is just a shit test.

For society.

@Uncle Toxic Satan is actually pretty chill

@Punished Korgoth he's a broke motherfucker tho. Always asking you for your spare change

@Uncle Toxic He's also extremely fucking lazy, despite being omnipotent

If god was a person he would be on welfare

God is on welfare!

lol

Because everyone's gotta donate all the time.

@Xychotic hence why societies need to institute that all men carry a box of talc!

and the really religiously cucked have to tithe.

God is a single heavenly father with 7 billion children

ahaha

He needs your support!

nooo

thats my time