is that because you are fat?

EDP445

What a guy.

<:nice:480191022123450378>

Unrivaled Chad

You a fellow canuck @HotNoob

@PreschoolFightClub **good evening twitter...**

peeps, this old man wakes up at 5:00am CST and right now it's 12:11 am so I'm out TTYL.

@[chase dreams] Good evening.

Eben

Tho art done fornicating with the Kenmoore electrical appliances?

I never fornicated with my fridge.

~~I only fornicate with FL-Chan and Raphtalia~~

Well. I don’t think I’ll be going to sleep soon.

I fornicate with Ram and Astolfo many times a day <:lolz:480186121897377792>

So much pink

And white UwU

Gross, I dont wanna hear about your degenerate escapades

Well, technically it's not fornication with Ram because I literally married her with a ceremony and everything, so I guess it's just Astolfo <:lolz:480186121897377792>

Lel

Cunt

Morning gents

@okokok I love rory

Good morning, gentlemen.

Morning.

My alarm cat woke me up at 6a but I didn't want to wake up until 7:30a.

Dam that sucks

Yeah, it does kind of suck. But I'll live.

I make up for it by drinking at 8:20a

That is the way to go mate, I do the same, except for the weird cat thingy

It's a 3/4 oz shot of bourbon.

I'm not really a drunk, I just make fun.

*Says the drunk.*

lol, right?!

Apparently, I've become a total lush

Good morning gentlemen and gentlemen.

>insert Puritan finger-wagging

@[chase dreams] Good morning.

Morning!

Another day in paradise.