plot twist! harem ends in polygamous marriage and the shield hero gets divorce raped.

Tanuki

I forgot to mention that this coffee date happened after a week of texting her, the duration of which I passed all of her shit tests

rem ❤

I don't speak weebanese.

You're gonna need to clarify that.

@ResolvingParadox13 Hol' up. You were telling a story?

Weebanese

Lmao

@LPA FreeNeko (Hermit's Youth)🇺🇸 Raccoon-human mic.

repo, so paying for coffee = chases them away?

@PreschoolFightClub yeah but it's scattered throughout the chat

^

Oof

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I'll still look through.

I always enjoy stories in here

Why did you go in the first place again?

when a thot trys to talk to me i just ignore them till they go away

Just so you can pay

unless we have some buissness to actually talk about

no

NO

works

better than your bullshit wasting your fucking time

I had family setting her up w/ me too.

Oh gotcha

I can't even tell how a person is interested in me.

i already told my family im not interested lel

couldn't really back out after we met at a wedding

So I stopped trying very early on.

Tell them her breath stank

Fuck I wouldve just bailed on the date

anyway, ghosting in plain sight, really.

you know, i told my mother i'm only going to date virgins... she stopped trying to set me up.

Lmao

works.

@HotNoob Because that is near impossible these days.

i straight up told my parents i wasnt dating. and if they didnt like it then bye

yup

Same @shadowlessnexus