back when Americans weren't absolute lard asses.

So true

So true it's sad

Thanks again to 7th day Adventists, senator mcgovern, and Ansel Keyes.

There is also a 1967 Shelby GT350H

Holy shit that's a badass car

😂

That's the windshield of a C2 In case anyone's wondering

And now I know for sure you're not in CA or any other woke blue state.

My mom just broke into my house and tried to kill me.

It's not Tuesday...

And she broke my back door into pieces with a shovel no less.

Bitch violated the contract.

Didn't die (obviously), but now there is glass everywhere

ffs

And she dropped her drug pipe.

What did the cops say?

They she was in the system as a schizo. She's going in for a Felony Assault, possibly attempted murder

She claimed my older brother was dead (he's in custody), and that I'm not even her kid.

Awesome.

@LPA FreeNeko (Hermit's Youth)🇺🇸 wait wut

@LPA FreeNeko (Hermit's Youth)🇺🇸 You okay though?

Yeah, Grandpa restrained her.

She's been threatening to murder me for quite some time, so I didn't wake up surprised.

You didn't instinctively reply, "Next time, bring a machete." *rolls over, goes back to sleep* ?

@LPA FreeNeko (Hermit's Youth)🇺🇸 Dude, I... Idk

Yeah, best thing to do is insult her and tell her she's a terrible murderer

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*Exactly*

I'm just more pissed off that she made the kids cry

Enh, everything makes kids cry.

You know, like having your life threatened

Nothing big.

I've seen 15 year old girls cry and call the cops because their dad raised his voice slightly

Exactly.

She obviously couldn't handle even a geriatric.

He's late 40's

Not like he's that old, jesus.

What. Ever.

Lol