Message from @ResolvingParadox13

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2019-07-06 18:18:56 UTC  

That's the windshield of a C2 In case anyone's wondering

2019-07-06 18:29:42 UTC  

And now I know for sure you're not in CA or any other woke blue state.

My mom just broke into my house and tried to kill me.

2019-07-06 18:38:11 UTC  

It's not Tuesday...

And she broke my back door into pieces with a shovel no less.

2019-07-06 18:38:27 UTC  

Bitch violated the contract.

Didn't die (obviously), but now there is glass everywhere

2019-07-06 18:38:29 UTC  

ffs

And she dropped her drug pipe.

2019-07-06 18:38:52 UTC  

What did the cops say?

They she was in the system as a schizo. She's going in for a Felony Assault, possibly attempted murder

She claimed my older brother was dead (he's in custody), and that I'm not even her kid.

2019-07-06 18:40:37 UTC  

Awesome.

Yeah, Grandpa restrained her.

She's been threatening to murder me for quite some time, so I didn't wake up surprised.

2019-07-06 18:42:38 UTC  

You didn't instinctively reply, "Next time, bring a machete." *rolls over, goes back to sleep* ?

2019-07-06 18:43:15 UTC  

Yeah, best thing to do is insult her and tell her she's a terrible murderer

2019-07-06 18:43:20 UTC  

<:OH_YEEAAH:592897850984235036>

2019-07-06 18:43:24 UTC  

*Exactly*

I'm just more pissed off that she made the kids cry

2019-07-06 18:43:35 UTC  

Enh, everything makes kids cry.

You know, like having your life threatened

Nothing big.

2019-07-06 18:44:09 UTC  

I've seen 15 year old girls cry and call the cops because their dad raised his voice slightly

2019-07-06 18:44:11 UTC  

Exactly.

2019-07-06 18:44:22 UTC  

She obviously couldn't handle even a geriatric.

He's late 40's

Not like he's that old, jesus.

2019-07-06 18:44:43 UTC  

What. Ever.

2019-07-06 18:44:51 UTC  

Lol

She scratched him a bit, but he couldn't hit her back, because you know, law and shit.

2019-07-06 18:45:34 UTC  

Exactly.

2019-07-06 18:46:47 UTC  

There's nothing quite like getting brutally red pilled

I'mma play Minecraft to take the edge off a bit.

Also even when my immediate family (Grandparents) said I needed to get a gf, I find it annoying. But this kind of shit....

2019-07-06 18:48:15 UTC  

They're probably just thinking that things will be easier for you if you have a girl

2019-07-06 18:48:23 UTC  

But it's quite the opposite, and you should count yourself lucky you know that

2019-07-06 18:48:51 UTC  

Nevertheless, seems like they have good intentions. I mean I doubt they have malicious intentions