Message from @ResolvingParadox13

Discord ID: 597128313592348710


2019-07-06 18:06:54 UTC  

I've been victorious so far

2019-07-06 18:07:35 UTC  

In that case, your victories will continue through this day!

2019-07-06 18:09:59 UTC  

Ofc

2019-07-06 18:10:13 UTC  

There's a C1 at the car show here too

2019-07-06 18:10:18 UTC  

Fucking badass

2019-07-06 18:10:33 UTC  

Couple mustang Mach 1's just sitting there looking pretty

2019-07-06 18:10:44 UTC  

I don't know what a C1 is.

2019-07-06 18:10:50 UTC  

1st Gen Corvette

2019-07-06 18:10:57 UTC  

First generation they made back in the '60s

2019-07-06 18:11:02 UTC  

Look it up beautiful car

2019-07-06 18:11:06 UTC  

like, the first year? Oh spiffy.

2019-07-06 18:11:32 UTC  

1953

2019-07-06 18:12:06 UTC  

Huh. That's kind of cool.

2019-07-06 18:12:15 UTC  

Doesn't look like it but it's a pretty small damn car

2019-07-06 18:12:38 UTC  

*damn small relative to what's on the road today. Then again everything is

2019-07-06 18:12:44 UTC  

back when Americans weren't absolute lard asses.

2019-07-06 18:12:58 UTC  

So true

2019-07-06 18:13:03 UTC  

So true it's sad

2019-07-06 18:13:33 UTC  

Thanks again to 7th day Adventists, senator mcgovern, and Ansel Keyes.

2019-07-06 18:14:38 UTC  

There is also a 1967 Shelby GT350H

2019-07-06 18:14:44 UTC  

Holy shit that's a badass car

2019-07-06 18:18:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471844105463529472/597129174242820116/IMG_20190706_121736.jpg

2019-07-06 18:18:27 UTC  

πŸ˜‚

2019-07-06 18:18:56 UTC  

That's the windshield of a C2 In case anyone's wondering

2019-07-06 18:29:42 UTC  

And now I know for sure you're not in CA or any other woke blue state.

My mom just broke into my house and tried to kill me.

2019-07-06 18:38:11 UTC  

It's not Tuesday...

And she broke my back door into pieces with a shovel no less.

2019-07-06 18:38:27 UTC  

Bitch violated the contract.

Didn't die (obviously), but now there is glass everywhere

2019-07-06 18:38:29 UTC  

ffs

And she dropped her drug pipe.

2019-07-06 18:38:52 UTC  

What did the cops say?

They she was in the system as a schizo. She's going in for a Felony Assault, possibly attempted murder

She claimed my older brother was dead (he's in custody), and that I'm not even her kid.

2019-07-06 18:40:37 UTC  

Awesome.

Yeah, Grandpa restrained her.

She's been threatening to murder me for quite some time, so I didn't wake up surprised.

2019-07-06 18:42:38 UTC  

You didn't instinctively reply, "Next time, bring a machete." *rolls over, goes back to sleep* ?