I told my dad my eye hurt once. He told me to go to bed and stop looking at things...

Man, that’s a classic.

Don't make the same mistake Adam & Eve did.
Don't go for Apple,
Go for Android instead.

I hear living in Beirut is a blast.

Oh I get it

Ha ha ha

Fun fact, the guy who invented Velcro actually got his inspiration from sticky burrs!

Makes sense

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my friend asked me;
if you could have any super power in the world,
what would it be?

I said;

Cold war Russia

That’s just...