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I don’t know how to react to this

“Glue tin ‘n taller ants”

I would react with a face palm, but it’s not intense enough to fit my reaction

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Dogs cant do x-rays... but catscan

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That’s one nice lookin’ ham

i ate ham for breakfast, but secretly i was thinking about this ham

Cheating on your ham? Not cool LOL

My son asked “Dad what are condoms for?”
“Usually to avoid answering questions like these,” I replied...

Wow...just wow....

Courtesy of @Lucario
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saw that meme in general and i was like "watts that doing here? go to dad jokes!"

@MomentumZero meh, sometimes it can be hard to decide if it is a meme or dad joke

French fries aren’t actually from France at all, they were first cooked in Grease

Son: Hey, you know what’s funny.?

Dad: Jokes...

This is "Dad jokes", not "Sad Jokes"

Lol ouch

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

I heard that we have a fake noodle in this chat. That’s right, one of us is an impasta.

Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta away.

Should have said “pasta-way” @✌🐧Ⓡａᑎ𝐚 🐿🎯

I'll remember that