Message from @The Phage Mage
Discord ID: 745308102672515202
“Glue tin ‘n taller ants”
I would react with a face palm, but it’s not intense enough to fit my reaction
Dogs cant do x-rays... but catscan
That’s one nice lookin’ ham
i ate ham for breakfast, but secretly i was thinking about this ham
Cheating on your ham? Not cool LOL
My son asked “Dad what are condoms for?”
“Usually to avoid answering questions like these,” I replied...
Wow...just wow....
saw that meme in general and i was like "watts that doing here? go to dad jokes!"
@MomentumZero meh, sometimes it can be hard to decide if it is a meme or dad joke
Son: Hey, you know what’s funny.?
Dad: Jokes...
This is "Dad jokes", not "Sad Jokes"
Lol ouch
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
I heard that we have a fake noodle in this chat. That’s right, one of us is an impasta.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta away.
Should have said “pasta-way” @✌🐧Ⓡaᑎ𝐚 🐿🎯
I'll remember that
Wooow
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Dad: hey son, wanna here a joke
Son: sure
Dad: go look in the mirror
That is so blunt lol