My son asked “Dad what are condoms for?”
“Usually to avoid answering questions like these,” I replied...

Wow...just wow....

Courtesy of @Lucario
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saw that meme in general and i was like "watts that doing here? go to dad jokes!"

@MomentumZero meh, sometimes it can be hard to decide if it is a meme or dad joke

French fries aren’t actually from France at all, they were first cooked in Grease

Son: Hey, you know what’s funny.?

Dad: Jokes...

This is "Dad jokes", not "Sad Jokes"

Lol ouch

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

I heard that we have a fake noodle in this chat. That’s right, one of us is an impasta.

Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta away.

Should have said “pasta-way” @✌🐧Ⓡａᑎ𝐚 🐿🎯

I'll remember that

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Wooow

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Dad: hey son, wanna here a joke
Son: sure
Dad: go look in the mirror

That is so blunt lol

Hear* a joke

Sorry I had to please don’t hate me, lol

You have been banished to the land of reddit users

Oh no

Rip

Man I'm up in Gasden, sure does stink

I went on a vacation to Bitchfield. Everyone there was a cunt.

Just remember, spelling is the difference between “The hose in the backyard” and “the hoes in the backyard”

I got both!