hey what do you get when you cross an herb with a dry cough........... corona thyme!
Getting your hair chopped https://twitter.com/CUOM019/status/1304906700370173952/video/1
What did the vegan say when his friend bought 12 dozen eggs on sale? βThatβs gross!β
Youβre really *egging* that on
I dunno, it was a funny *yolk*.
Those jokes *crack* me up
lmfao
These egg puns need to stop
Did you hear that everybody? Time to *scramble* π
You're driving me yolkin crazy.
You all crack me up with these egg-yokes. Sorry for the delay, coming up with new stuff isn't over easy.
Hope y'all don't mind if I poach these jokes from here?
These are some *Grade A* puns right here
Not at all Scott. I steal almost all memes I see anyway for example.
And thats what its all about
Thatβs *bearly* even funny!
At least it wasn't a *grisly* picture...
I can barely bear these jokes...
And why is everyone *cracking* egg jokes? Thatβs not *eggzackly* the point.
And now it's bear puns.
*roars in smokie bear*
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Itβs pretty bear-bones, not gonna lie
Yeah, we should push *paws* for a while...
It *is* getting a bit...over-bear-ing.
If you don't like these bear puns, *den* get out
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Hey, I just don't want to get *mauled* by an angry mod.
That would be quite the em-bear-isment
Yeah, the mods sometimes get *hairy* about this kinda thing.
Of course, it is *pawsauble* that some mods are fine with it
It's be*claws* they're as goofy as we are.
I'm fine with your very beary paws.
I'm still gonna *muzzle* myself before I get into trouble.
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