What's the difference between a brave soldier and a naughty baker? ||One darts into the foe, while the other f-||
Smh
Hot take
...Don't get it.
I meant to post this somewhere else
Smdh
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He’s all bark and no bite!
He's cut deep in the family tree.
I got nothing...*sigh*
That's a honey of a joke.
...I'll beehive...
Ah, I can you have managed to squeeze out some nice, fresh memes again.
Bruh
I'd post more. But im saving them. Lol. You are only allowed a couple a day 😜
*Smokie has been taken hostage until a ransom of 100 dad jokes can be exchanged into Aslando’s personal collection*
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In a totally meta move, smokie is only giving us a daily allowance of dad jokes
And then blamed it on someone else
And then he made a sandwich
Chuck Norris didn’t ask his girlfriends father for permission to marry her, her father asked Chuck Norris to marry his daughter.
^ I've heard of jokes like those, but it was surrounding a different character named Jocko.
You're a decade late with that joke.
Do you guys know why the sounds a musician makes on stage bounce off auditorium walls, but the sound from a pigeon on the same stage doesn't? ||Because a coo sticks.||
Where do you take sick boat? To the doc(k)
If birds by the sea what the sea are called seagulls, Then birds by the bay are called? ||Bagels.||
Breakfast
