Ah, I can you have managed to squeeze out some nice, fresh memes again.

Bruh

I'd post more. But im saving them. Lol. You are only allowed a couple a day 😜

*Smokie has been taken hostage until a ransom of 100 dad jokes can be exchanged into Aslando’s personal collection*

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In a totally meta move, smokie is only giving us a daily allowance of dad jokes

And then blamed it on someone else

And then he made a sandwich

Chuck Norris didn’t ask his girlfriends father for permission to marry her, her father asked Chuck Norris to marry his daughter.

^ I've heard of jokes like those, but it was surrounding a different character named Jocko.

You're a decade late with that joke.

Do you guys know why the sounds a musician makes on stage bounce off auditorium walls, but the sound from a pigeon on the same stage doesn't?

||Because a coo sticks.||

Where do you take sick boat? To the doc(k)

If birds by the sea what the sea are called seagulls, Then birds by the bay are called?

||Bagels.||

Breakfast

Breakslow

That car totally nails the design.

That dog is slow. When I run he can’t ketchup.

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That "fanta C" one made me go "oh my god" out loud

i loved that on aswell. :).

This joke makes me sick.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/532023779086303244/758442001426284605/aItmU54.png

But for real, What does a coral have to get stressed out over?

Current events! Its in the post smdh shaking my head

I get stressed even though I have nothing to get stressed over, too

No, like I get the joke. But in reality, Does the current actually stress the coral?

.............

Woooosh