*Smokie has been taken hostage until a ransom of 100 dad jokes can be exchanged into Aslando’s personal collection*

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In a totally meta move, smokie is only giving us a daily allowance of dad jokes

And then blamed it on someone else

And then he made a sandwich

Chuck Norris didn’t ask his girlfriends father for permission to marry her, her father asked Chuck Norris to marry his daughter.

^ I've heard of jokes like those, but it was surrounding a different character named Jocko.

You're a decade late with that joke.

Do you guys know why the sounds a musician makes on stage bounce off auditorium walls, but the sound from a pigeon on the same stage doesn't?

||Because a coo sticks.||

Where do you take sick boat? To the doc(k)

If birds by the sea what the sea are called seagulls, Then birds by the bay are called?

||Bagels.||

Breakfast

Breakslow

That car totally nails the design.

That dog is slow. When I run he can’t ketchup.

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That "fanta C" one made me go "oh my god" out loud

i loved that on aswell. :).

This joke makes me sick.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/532023779086303244/758442001426284605/aItmU54.png

But for real, What does a coral have to get stressed out over?

Current events! Its in the post smdh shaking my head

I get stressed even though I have nothing to get stressed over, too

No, like I get the joke. But in reality, Does the current actually stress the coral?

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Woooosh

ah yes, the pleasant sound of waves

@ChristianChicken1089 Anything that changes pH. Anything that changes temperature rapidly. (rapidly is still very slow but coral can only survive in very specific conditions; see Great Barrier Reef circa 2018)

I'm a madlad

@ChristianChicken1089 think of coral like a plant. Plants can be stressed by animals grazing on them. Trees experience stress in winds, which stimulate root growth. Water currents, like air currents, would apply pressure to the coral. Grazing aquatic species do feed on the coral. Loss of food nutrients. Change in temperatures , and ph changes in the soil also stress trees. Same applies to coral.