What is a skeletons favorite food?
|| Spare Ribs ||

I know a joke about paper!

Never mind. It’s tearable.

I also know a joke about vacuuming.

But it kinda sucks

I bet your joke about a fan blows, huh?

Nah, But the ocean is still salty I didn’t make that joke

Or Maybe it’s because I forgot to wave back...

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

https://youtu.be/8cavH3w89sw

Oh, so comedian videos are allowed?

Bombardment is imminent.

Its dad jokes... lol. Watch it. He's amazing

10 minutes of dad jokes?

nice

Basically yes lol

Id say at least 90% dad jokes

this is one of the best videos ive seen in a long time

If not 95

If a dad went to the emergency room.... https://youtu.be/KPrSHrIvWI4?t=30

lol, I’ve seen that before!

Egg Nog

Shit it's one word. Disregard

Nag

Who was Joan of 'arc ?
Noah's missus.

https://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/1315733920671952897?s=20

Biden likes his Scotch likes he likes his women, 12 years old locked in a cellar.

@djream

https://media.tenor.com/images/45e680ca35573863f65939fd85f36528/tenor.gif

I find some cool things at the thrift store.

I'll show em's off later.

People with Tourette’s. What makes them tick ?