We're doing mom jokes now?

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NGL cap would have earned that beat down had he lead with that dad joke

Trump just announced his support of Pence Airlines.
|| Fly on Pence ||

What do you call a person who can't sleep because of the cringy anti-Trump thing they said on twitter?

awoke

The reason why that fly landed on Pence's head was because of the shit on his shoe from all the ass kicking he gave Harris last night

classic song

Okay.... the last one made me laugh....

Smokie... you win.... this round

See? Not bad.

What is a skeletons favorite food?
|| Spare Ribs ||

I know a joke about paper!

Never mind. It’s tearable.

I also know a joke about vacuuming.

But it kinda sucks

I bet your joke about a fan blows, huh?

Nah, But the ocean is still salty I didn’t make that joke

Or Maybe it’s because I forgot to wave back...

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.