Should’ve posted it on her wall @SnowWhite❄

I promise you he doesn't know how

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to want to change

What do you call a drag Queen before noon ?
||Mr||

The opposite of formaldehyde is casualdejeykll

I went along to one of the BLM riots and looted myself a 65-inch telly...Some would say that makes me a common thief, but I like to see the bigger picture.

What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

Decaffeinated

Hey guys do u know who can defeat captain america?

Captain vietnam

haha

no. just no.

A boat builder is proudly showing his young Son the family forest. He turns to him and says..

Son, one day all this will be oars.

What do you say when an Antifa tells a Dad Joke?
You're a riot.

Sorry
I just had to
(Please don't ban me)

Why would you get banned? <:KEKWait:780472182387376130>

Why would that get you banned?

<:KEK:726877368601411624>

I just wanted to be safe in case it broke any rules@Kaladin

~~If you read the rules you'd know if it broke any rules~~ 😉

Why does no one like math?

Because it has too many problems <:KEK:726877368601411624>

Why was the textbook crying?

||It had to many problems||

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?

It’s fine, he woke up 😉

Did you hear that an arsonist burnt down the school?

||he used a high-lighter||

Bruhhhh 😂

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake

Did you hear that someone fainted in class?
||Yep, she went down in history||

Ya know, I only tell chemistry jokes every now and then

You could even say *periodically*

Did you hear about the teacher who almost got hit by a car?
||he was grading on a curve||

What’s the capital of Washington?