What do you call a cow that's just given birth? Decaffeinated
Hey guys do u know who can defeat captain america?
Captain vietnam
haha
no. just no.
A boat builder is proudly showing his young Son the family forest. He turns to him and says.. Son, one day all this will be oars.
What do you say when an Antifa tells a Dad Joke? You're a riot.
Sorry I just had to (Please don't ban me)
Why would you get banned? <:KEKWait:780472182387376130>
Why would that get you banned?
<:KEK:726877368601411624>
I just wanted to be safe in case it broke any rules@Kaladin
~~If you read the rules you'd know if it broke any rules~~ 😉
Why does no one like math?
Because it has too many problems <:KEK:726877368601411624>
Why was the textbook crying? ||It had to many problems||
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?
It’s fine, he woke up 😉
Did you hear that an arsonist burnt down the school? ||he used a high-lighter||
Bruhhhh 😂
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake
Did you hear that someone fainted in class? ||Yep, she went down in history||
Ya know, I only tell chemistry jokes every now and then
You could even say *periodically*
Did you hear about the teacher who almost got hit by a car? ||he was grading on a curve||
What’s the capital of Washington?
The W
Im out of jokes for now
Lol it’s okay
We had a good run 👍
Yep
Why was the sand wet? ||Because the sea weed.||
An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.
That Christmas present joke was too good
Bruh
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth ||Now when I speak, I have a weird Axe scent||
