I always wondered why the ancient Egyptians never voted on their next ruler. I guess they were beyond pharaohness.

How do clouds get around? In a NimBus.

How do 19th century germans tie their shoes? "In little Nazis"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree
Monkey see monkey do🐒

```I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.```

Im not racist, I dont hate any races
exept....
||nascar||

Dubai is like hold my beer

i hate this channel

Why

its both sad and beautiful

my dad just sent my mom this via facebook... no it is not a picture of him

Should’ve posted it on her wall @SnowWhite❄

I promise you he doesn't know how

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to want to change

What do you call a drag Queen before noon ?
||Mr||

The opposite of formaldehyde is casualdejeykll

I went along to one of the BLM riots and looted myself a 65-inch telly...Some would say that makes me a common thief, but I like to see the bigger picture.

What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

Decaffeinated

Hey guys do u know who can defeat captain america?

Captain vietnam

haha

no. just no.

A boat builder is proudly showing his young Son the family forest. He turns to him and says..

Son, one day all this will be oars.

What do you say when an Antifa tells a Dad Joke?
You're a riot.

Sorry
I just had to
(Please don't ban me)

Why would you get banned? <:KEKWait:780472182387376130>

Why would that get you banned?

<:KEK:726877368601411624>

I just wanted to be safe in case it broke any rules@Kaladin

~~If you read the rules you'd know if it broke any rules~~ 😉

Why does no one like math?