So. I just got off from work and I check my messages to see on my family chat that my little brother’s bike was just stolen.

Oh shit

What happened

I get home and of course, there it isn’t.

So here’s the funny part.

I have a dog. You’ve seen him before.

He barks at literally everything that gets near my house.

This time was no different.

I always go and check out whatever it is my dog is barking at.

Okay so he barked at that thief?

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Don't interrupt the story guys -____-

However, I was at work when the incident happened. So I couldn’t check.

@Mr.Black Actually yes. Some light skinned kid.

Hahaha i was taking a piss m8

You spoiled the story you fuck

Anyways... so my dog went ballistic at the thief.

And my DAD was home when he was barking.

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However, my dad just assumed that my dog was barking at some random plastic bag in the wind.

So he didn’t go check.

Dad dun goofed

.......

God that's retarded

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Yikes.

Dad had one job smh

Yep. He dun goofed.

Do you have a camera?

Yes.

We caught him on camera.

F

Good

But my dad was in his room doing work so he couldn’t check.

But we still have the footage.

I hope you press cahrges

Now's the fun part where you get to shoot him

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Damn shoot him over a bike 😂

Motherfucker shouldn't have stolen the bike

But yeah. All because my dad, and hell, my BROTHER HIMSELF, didn’t go to check on Ross (my dog) we got our bike yeeted from us.