And women are the rational sex

Big think

YoGTOW

Oh shit...

If there are infinite timelines..

True

Even a timeline of nothing but gays

I think he knows what's up

Gather around kids. Papa Preschool has a little story for you all.

<:tellmemorepepe:480186120823373835>

That means there is a timeline where evolution is reversed, and fems are the superior sex.

nani?!

@PreschoolFightClub tell us Papa pwease

So. I just got off from work and I check my messages to see on my family chat that my little brother’s bike was just stolen.

Oh shit

What happened

I get home and of course, there it isn’t.

So here’s the funny part.

I have a dog. You’ve seen him before.

He barks at literally everything that gets near my house.

This time was no different.

I always go and check out whatever it is my dog is barking at.

Okay so he barked at that thief?

WAS IT A NEGRO<:BootyWarrior:591320202034282550>

Don't interrupt the story guys -____-

However, I was at work when the incident happened. So I couldn’t check.

@Mr.Black Actually yes. Some light skinned kid.

Hahaha i was taking a piss m8

You spoiled the story you fuck

Anyways... so my dog went ballistic at the thief.

And my DAD was home when he was barking.

<:BootyWarrior:591320202034282550>

However, my dad just assumed that my dog was barking at some random plastic bag in the wind.

So he didn’t go check.

Dad dun goofed

.......

God that's retarded

<:FacePalm:585704242124423198>

Yikes.