I mean invest in a paintball gun, its good for porch pirates and bike yeeters

Good time to practice the TT

somebody stole my dads bike when it was sitting on the sdie of the house

a year later they gave it back

@PreschoolFightClub hell yeah

LOL

In memory of Bike-Chan.

cant even make this shit up

🚲

@ronin what a generous guy

literally jokes

he repented

Wait what?

😂

yes

Now I'm imagining a guy wanting to stick his dick into a damn anime girl version of a bicycle.

to this day i ride it

lol

the mystery bike

We must not let this info get out to the masses.

RIP bike chan

I had a methead ride a stolen lawnmower of ours around the neghborhood

Gone but not forgotten

No

So. Yea.

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There’s a literal Bike-chan.

I’m so done.

gone forgotten returned

Haha

Maybe he'll feel guilty for taking it

And when he returns it you'll splatter his brains as a thank you

What brains?

got em

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@PreschoolFightClub it reminds me of your waifu for some reason

Someone did say Car tomorrow...

Perhaps someone can practice their road rampage skills...

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