Typical thing they do is break the window of the car and steal the contents in it.

Teach that little fucker to steal again, god dammit.

Yeah take a chunk out of his ass

If only Uncle was here....

Bike Chan 2002-2019. You carried him well

He'd know what to do.

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Bike-Chan.

@misanthrope true but if bad habits don't get niped they grow and grow

Completely agree @Mr.Black

That's why you nip them in the brain. All over the lawn

Single mom probably doesn't discipline him at all

@ManOWar Fuck it. We have DUMMY THICC Fridge-Chan. So Bike-Chan too.

I mean invest in a paintball gun, its good for porch pirates and bike yeeters

Good time to practice the TT

somebody stole my dads bike when it was sitting on the sdie of the house

a year later they gave it back

@PreschoolFightClub hell yeah

LOL

In memory of Bike-Chan.

cant even make this shit up

🚲

@ronin what a generous guy

literally jokes

he repented

Wait what?

😂

yes

Now I'm imagining a guy wanting to stick his dick into a damn anime girl version of a bicycle.

to this day i ride it

lol

the mystery bike

We must not let this info get out to the masses.

RIP bike chan

I had a methead ride a stolen lawnmower of ours around the neghborhood

Gone but not forgotten

No

So. Yea.

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There’s a literal Bike-chan.