Message from @Knotty

Discord ID: 749633941920546976


2020-08-30 13:57:45 UTC  

@Soulman https://twitter.com/SophNar0747/status/1299875126637457409 They’re commies with a commie fist, so they deserve to be linked to terrorism.

2020-08-30 14:05:52 UTC  

OMG I am dying at this one.

2020-08-30 14:09:10 UTC  

I LOVE when people butcher my birth name (native american) and I don't correct it. They just give up about 1/3 the way through 90% of the time or just stare at it trying to figure it out. The best story I have about it is in 10th grade.

Math teacher had more than a few rumors going around about him sleeping with students for better grades. So first day of class he is doing role call and my name comes up. He just stares at it, and I say "here" he then asked what kind of name it was I told him, then he made the mistake of asking what it meant. Queue a smartass 10th grader in calc 3 "Will Suck For A" and the uproar of laughter was excellence.

2020-08-30 14:10:31 UTC  

Was the single best burn in my life. I was sent to the office right after, and the principle even accidently chuckled when he heard what I did.

2020-08-30 14:11:32 UTC  

Also he was accused of soliciting a 16 year old girl about 4 months later, and is probably still in jail due to the 10 or so students that came forward.

2020-08-30 14:12:34 UTC  

Can someone point me to the ilhan omar, Obama, AOC meme zed had on his you laugh you lose video today?

2020-08-30 14:12:46 UTC  

shit, i used to tutor in math and i recorded my sessions to make sure i'm not getting accused of anything

2020-08-30 14:13:09 UTC  

forward thinking saved me

2020-08-30 14:13:11 UTC  

This guy had evidence on his cell phone....

2020-08-30 14:13:18 UTC  

legit nudes, and worse

2020-08-30 14:13:29 UTC  

this was pre internet age, i used video camera and vcr

2020-08-30 14:13:53 UTC  

also he had videos uploaded to the internet of CP.... the guy was just a moron.

2020-08-30 14:14:09 UTC  

also most of the evidence was on his WORK computer....

2020-08-30 14:14:35 UTC  

oh god... VHS tapes..... I remember those from blockbuster....

2020-08-30 14:14:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/730597788399960155/749633246605738064/91276759d776355ffb05177232a5e847.png

2020-08-30 14:16:12 UTC  

also this was a real thing growing up...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/730597788399960155/749633572872257546/Q-y-WbmESuWHUbwmryRwmqOI38mC0Ne_VJqa6zalVDnbZVm-xlsJvQtzHAEsoVKWOaQxoYeOvpoHLnnVSLEG9GtA09jRBmKKy9Ia.png

2020-08-30 14:16:51 UTC  

i was experimenting with some old vcrs based upon a theory of pcm encoding, in theory a 120mintute tape could hold with 'compression' about 120tb of data

2020-08-30 14:17:13 UTC  

old pcm recorders used vhs tapes and had 32 tracks

2020-08-30 14:17:35 UTC  

serious?

2020-08-30 14:17:39 UTC  

damn

2020-08-30 14:17:39 UTC  

Hi

2020-08-30 14:17:42 UTC  

ya...really

2020-08-30 14:18:10 UTC  

this was late 80's to late 90's theory

2020-08-30 14:18:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/730597788399960155/749634200688263178/e0a8v.png

2020-08-30 14:18:48 UTC  

the problem at the time was nobody had enough data to test the theory ..nor had the hdd space to even test it

2020-08-30 14:19:10 UTC  

lol

2020-08-30 14:19:26 UTC  

damn imagine how much a VHS tape would be worth now XD

2020-08-30 14:19:45 UTC  

they do now, but nobody has a decent mint vcr tape nor pcm encoder that takes vhs tapes to test it now

2020-08-30 14:19:57 UTC  

lol XD

2020-08-30 14:20:22 UTC  

> damn imagine how much a VHS tape would be worth now XD
@Knotty reminds me of the Gravity Falls meme where dipper is holding a three dollar bill and says “wow, this is completely worthless”

2020-08-30 14:20:31 UTC  

odds are netflix has all the movies on vhs backup in pcm data recordings

2020-08-30 14:20:47 UTC  

probably 😛

2020-08-30 14:21:10 UTC  

1 tape could backup a 120tb server cluster with ease

2020-08-30 14:22:03 UTC  

damn.... I am doing this wrong.... I have 2,000 TB of HDD drives backing up company servers.... WTF!

2020-08-30 14:22:29 UTC  

i still have a 2 dollar bill somewhere around here....last time i used one in a store...they looked at me funny

2020-08-30 14:22:34 UTC  

Give me 20 VHS tapes and I could have saved 1000's on them....

2020-08-30 14:22:54 UTC  

it's officially legal tender...and even the machine recognized it

2020-08-30 14:23:04 UTC  

I got arrested for using a $2 in Minneapolis at a Walmart 3 days ago.....

2020-08-30 14:23:34 UTC  

why...they're legal

2020-08-30 14:23:36 UTC  

They called the FBI... and the FBI called the IRS.....