Message from @SomeSouthernGuy
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Master chief has been fighting since he was 14 and now according to Lori he be about 56 maybe 60 years old master chief has a lot more combat experience in luck and he has more time will more experience being a spartan master chief was going easy on lock if that was a true fight walk would have been dead
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That's probably true I just wish that they would have made it look like a fight between two leaders not too fat guys trying to get to the last beer
Like I said chief was going easy there was no way luck would win the animation was pretty bad
That fight was between a grandpa Spartina and a five-year-old spark matter chief being the grandpa that’s going easy and letting you win and block being the inexperienced five-year-old that lands a lucky hit
I can definitely see how that's what happened
The only person that could probably land a hit like that on master chief would be a Spartan 39 East Barton four because most fours were marines are odious tease and did not have the same training or augmentations as a two or three threes were definitely a lot cheaper than both the twos and fours but 3’s had a lot more skill and determination afforded a Spartan to is just a tank on legs there’s no beating it
Spartan females are not allowed to get pregnant they can get pregnant but titanium bones don’t shift for organs to move around and house 2 beings at once but there is an operation to have the titanium grafts removed which has happened for only one female spartan
But due to the titanium bones if she gets pregnant it can cause internal organs to pop
Wow
I have another question can they take their suits off
Like I don't think I've ever seen a Spartan in normal clothing
They can they just need a machine to do it
When in the suits they are catheterized and drink their own recycled piss
That's disgusting 🤣
For poop well their ration bars are full of nutrients that goes to the muscle system and fills you up for 24 hours and it’s the size of a granola bar but since all the nutrients goes to the muscles no poop is formed in the body
Meaning that a spartan can go days without getting out of armor
Months even
Which they typically do
Idk what y’all are talking about but it sounds epic
Oh sweet
And no the armor does not take care of sexual feelings those are drummed out during augmentation
Like the desire for sex
@RGval you are only supposed to put memes in one channel. Not a big deal but you might get a warm. Rule 16
I was not going to ask that
Lol
However all of the spartan 2s are virgins except for two and after they did the deed at age 11 they were both sent to the brig
So basically they are assassin monks
Basically
They both ended up dying in a comic book after the diadact was resurrected a second time
They were part of Black Team
Out of the 75 kids abducted for spartan 2 28 survived augmentation and to the current canon and timeline only 12 are still alive
I’m sure someone has made this joke and I’m not meaning to repost I made this myself but I’m sure others have made this meme
@Rusty_Fork just to warn you it’s against the rules to post a video longer than 30 seconds and you might get a warrant for it from the mods. post it in <#720450552416305254> or <#719777555242287115>
Am I allowed to post YouTube links for memes
Unfortunately not
Ohh f
Yeah rip