It’s like going through puberty again

Locke would have never beaten Chief

Sounds embarrassing

That fight look like they were stuck in slow motion

Master chief has been fighting since he was 14 and now according to Lori he be about 56 maybe 60 years old master chief has a lot more combat experience in luck and he has more time will more experience being a spartan master chief was going easy on lock if that was a true fight walk would have been dead

Locke*

That's probably true I just wish that they would have made it look like a fight between two leaders not too fat guys trying to get to the last beer

Like I said chief was going easy there was no way luck would win the animation was pretty bad

That fight was between a grandpa Spartina and a five-year-old spark matter chief being the grandpa that’s going easy and letting you win and block being the inexperienced five-year-old that lands a lucky hit

I can definitely see how that's what happened

The only person that could probably land a hit like that on master chief would be a Spartan 39 East Barton four because most fours were marines are odious tease and did not have the same training or augmentations as a two or three threes were definitely a lot cheaper than both the twos and fours but 3’s had a lot more skill and determination afforded a Spartan to is just a tank on legs there’s no beating it

Spartan females are not allowed to get pregnant they can get pregnant but titanium bones don’t shift for organs to move around and house 2 beings at once but there is an operation to have the titanium grafts removed which has happened for only one female spartan

But due to the titanium bones if she gets pregnant it can cause internal organs to pop

Wow

I have another question can they take their suits off

Like I don't think I've ever seen a Spartan in normal clothing

They can they just need a machine to do it

When in the suits they are catheterized and drink their own recycled piss

That's disgusting 🤣

For poop well their ration bars are full of nutrients that goes to the muscle system and fills you up for 24 hours and it’s the size of a granola bar but since all the nutrients goes to the muscles no poop is formed in the body

Meaning that a spartan can go days without getting out of armor

Months even

Which they typically do

Idk what y’all are talking about but it sounds epic

Halo Spartans

Oh sweet

And no the armor does not take care of sexual feelings those are drummed out during augmentation

Like the desire for sex

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I was not going to ask that

Lol

However all of the spartan 2s are virgins except for two and after they did the deed at age 11 they were both sent to the brig

So basically they are assassin monks

Basically

They both ended up dying in a comic book after the diadact was resurrected a second time

They were part of Black Team

@Kaladin oops sorry

Out of the 75 kids abducted for spartan 2 28 survived augmentation and to the current canon and timeline only 12 are still alive

I’m sure someone has made this joke and I’m not meaning to repost I made this myself but I’m sure others have made this meme

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