So I was eating smoked salmon and I got a news alert in my phone saying that salmon now carries a strand of coronavirus

I don’t know what to do now

So am I now a covid zombie?

Yeah but mostly birth defects that my body has been able to handle let’s see only got one kidney and half of my large intestine but other than that I’m fine

Ok

Hey are memes about Kyle Rittenhouse allowed or not just making sure before I post one

Ok

Got a spam text today

I got another one I had a feeling that they were real people and maybe they actually are bots but still I am blocking out their numbers before I send the images but I think I handled it pretty well

I find the video that Jeff Dunham did Hiden vs Grump to be very hilarious

If Hiden (the parody of Biden) is elected he will make sure that every American has bootstraps and a whore

Yo

Hey is it bad that I am eating Chinese food when this virus originated from China? I know the owner and he knows my order by heart

Ok

He is a real nice dude he offered full ownership of both his restaurants to the first guy to marry his daughter

Yeah keep in mind he also has two sons lol

Everyone in town loves him

He once told people how to properly disapline their dogs and cats (he was joking obviously)

That’s just a man getting the job done no matter the cost also there probably isn’t an OSHA inspector around

I work at Walmart (pays fine for me) we just lost a bunch of our cashiers because they kept breaking the rules like texting while on the clock and smoking and vaping in the break room and working at the tobacco counter when they aren’t supposed to they were all under 18 and well the law say you can’t buy tobacco or vaping products till you are 21 here so they were all being stupid

So the governor of Virginia Ralph Northum and his wife both got covid

Not sure

But they are blaming their staff members you know the ones who have to wear masks 24/7

It’s kinda funny tbh because he doesn’t want to come out of quarantine he is more focused on defunding the police than doing anything about Covid

Maybe it’s a sign that all those who want to defund the police shouldn’t be around maybe it’s a sign from God that defunding the police is not a good idea

So my great grandma turned 99 today we threw her a little bbq

She is a really sweet old lady I remember one time she was with my mom and me at a restaurant and the waiters forgot her food and she was mad and when they brought it she said “I don’t want this damned food” then an hour later she asked my mom to forgive her because she said “damn”

Yeah I know a lot of trump supporters the only dem supporters I know married in and what not and they are currently being quiet because of who they are voting for but most of my family are trump supporters same with the people I work with

Probably a little late in the year for this one

Perfect reply meme

So who is ready for fresh memes tonight I have a feeling that the debate will provide many new ones

https://youtu.be/zbHW1T7boSc

So this video kinda sums up 2020 but replace the weather with everything else

Ok

So I am listening to Sabaton and without thinking I texted a dude I know and explained the song and the history behind the song

Perhaps Sabaton is a better history teacher than the ones in school

Yes they are one

Rorkes Drift is one of my favorite songs by them

Lol

Science makes gunpowder science is good

Engineering made the M1 Garand go ping so engineering is good

Not really more of a wood worker myself but guns are a passion of mine but unfortunately I don’t have the funds to buy the ones I want

Built my mom a bench well two benches the first one she didn’t like said it was too bland and it was a basic bench nothing too fancy 2 legs and a seat the second bench was built like a fancy park bench

Now I am working on building a wooden chest but I am out of materials and my local lumber yard has been raising prices because none of their trucks have been coming in due to covid so I have a project that’s half done which Is driving me crazy

I hate half finished projects they make me feel like I am lazy and that I am waisting my time

So now it’s just sitting there until I can find cheaper materials to finish it it’s just sitting there taunting me

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I already have the stain color picked out for it I am going to use an American Walnut color stain

I am still debating on handle designs

And this is a pretty big chest 4ft by 2ft and it’s 2ft tall made out of solid oak

It’s a basic box design but I can always make it look pretty and make it look nice

I can use some lattice trim to make letters and put some type of writing on the side or lid

Maybe my name

She’s happy

WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

Well yeah I do

Well I like his character he has been loyal to his running mate Pence even though several people said that Trump should ditch Pence this round and he recognized Jerusalem as the true capital of Israel which is important to me so yeah I support Trump

And yeah I would say that several people in this chat support Trump

I have a feeling that you are just trying to troll at this point Mr Tucker

Yeah and with that logic mr tucker we shouldn’t be here because well like moon watcher said

It’s been there longer Dude like way longer

That debate wasn’t the best but Trump handled himself well considering the circumstances

Whiskey?

Jim Beam?

I don’t drink alcohol so I don’t know the brands lol not old enough to purchase it yet

However I do drink a lot of root beer and the old dominion brew out of Delaware is one of my favorite brands of root beer they mix wild honey into the brew

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I’ve had alcohol before on accident(I didnt read the label on the punch bowl at a wedding) but I am trying abide by the laws I figured if I was gonna do something I might as well follow the age restrictions

The age maybe stupid but I wouldn’t saw I am not a true American because I am following the age requirements

Well mr Tucker you always have the option of moving to Europe if you prefer that

State law here says as long as I am at home and an adult is around I can drink at age 16 but my parents aren’t big on alcohol so hey

Many states do it like that

16 year olds just can’t purchase it

Just like a gun you can own a gun around age 15 and open carry at 17 as long as the firearm is gifted to you by someone over 21

Went squirrel hunting got 6 of them which is the bag limit

Robux?

Hey I got a very recent traffic stop that is kinda funny well it was to me and my dad where do I send it?

My uncle sent me this I think you can see where he and I stand on the mask situation

Hey I got a question

Would it be a sin to put this on the stock of my ruger?

As in it would be a sin to put it on? It’s Optimus prime

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