I have a couple of real Florida Man stories

From personal experience

More like Florida Kid actually

I'd be interested in hearing them

https://twitter.com/LilithLovett/status/1288787018969825281

😠

https://twitter.com/TPostMillennial/status/1289283797637373952?s=19

"He assaulted me!" *keeps standing there*

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/623578593246707713/738960037900189787/image0_3.png

WTF

Oh Canada 🤦‍♂️

...

well it explains the peanut butter shortage up there i'm hearing from canadians

HANZ

GET ZE HEAVY FLAMMWERFER

https://tenor.com/view/flmaethrower-gif-10227078

is that author trying not to feel guilty so she wrote an article?

It's probably all bullshit and she just wrote it after her damn encounter...

@Soulman Please be satire, please be satire, please be satire

I hope it is too...That is sick and wrong!

But I also weirdly found this...

i'd be more impressed if they were dressed as ninja turtles

I mean I view them as strange but good for them I guess.

@Plague Doctor Lawrence As a furry, I kinda find the idea of the story heartening, but I hope the furries had rock-solid evidence that the person they were beating up was guilty. Preferably, they were direct eyewitnesses and beat up the abuser on the spot.

my mind goes to that one meme

wrong part of town skin boi lmfao

Maybe I find the story heartening because I’m used to furries beating up conservative furries.

you've reached an all time low when you not only are attacking people but get your ass beat by furries

One furry made NewsWEAK headlines for her brave opposition to the supposed Nazi fur problem. Of course, she’s a pinko.

welp

That's probably the weirdest part of the fandom

> That's probably the weirdest part of the fandom
@Mauler Sadly, she’s not. There are some creeps who are into best... I mean, best not to talk about that 🤭

i meant the nazi's

believe me I know

Ah.

I'm friends with to many furries

only a few are extreme

but still

well only 1

but 1 is Enough

lol