Message from @KumquatLord

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2020-08-05 08:48:01 UTC  

can u imagine cave men liberals trying to make peace with the lions and jackals that want to kill them for food

2020-08-05 08:49:27 UTC  

translation - there weren't any because the aggressive animals killed them off way back then..saving the smarter wiser non liberals time to device ways to fight back against the aggressive animals....using science

2020-08-05 15:18:58 UTC  

Ah I forgot, peaceful protests = riots

2020-08-05 15:40:01 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/730962856564228157/740594973728047154/a5x1y.jpg

2020-08-05 20:18:35 UTC  

bats actually don't really have rabies. I mean some might just like every other animal species but that's a misconception about bats

2020-08-05 20:18:46 UTC  

and bats are kinda cute

2020-08-05 20:24:57 UTC  

I mean, some bat caves are so infested that just breathing in the air can give you rabies

2020-08-05 20:29:35 UTC  

ok so that bat isn't very cute but fruit bats are adorable

2020-08-05 21:54:42 UTC  

apparently walmart announced they're removing them from the stores..even tho they're not listed online

2020-08-05 21:54:53 UTC  

not listed anymore

2020-08-05 21:55:03 UTC  

They scrubbed its existence

2020-08-05 21:55:26 UTC  

most likely planted online and in stores for this very reason...to get discovered

2020-08-05 21:56:24 UTC  

Walmart wanted it to be found?

2020-08-05 21:56:52 UTC  

i don't think walmart officially wanted it to be found...but i think somebody in walmart wanted it to be discovered

2020-08-05 21:57:19 UTC  

That I can see

2020-08-05 21:57:32 UTC  

Also this reply is actually a really, REALLY good idea

2020-08-05 23:50:30 UTC  
2020-08-06 03:55:25 UTC  

Who? It was two brothers made those movies.

2020-08-06 04:04:37 UTC  

Yes. It *was*

2020-08-06 04:48:17 UTC  

Theyโ€™re now allegedly sisters.

2020-08-06 04:59:57 UTC  

I guess that means you could be banned from Twitter for showing the opening credits of the movies. Thatโ€™s deadnaming, ya know.

2020-08-06 05:01:40 UTC  

Ruin a good thing like The Matrix by shoe horning your agenda seems... Rowling/Harry Potter type woke

2020-08-06 06:05:19 UTC  

So she pulled a Rowling? Oof

2020-08-06 11:52:06 UTC  

> Ruin a good thing like The Matrix by shoe horning your agenda seems... Rowling/Harry Potter type woke
@jerpeau Can Rowling be classed as Woke anymore? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ The Alt-Left probably see her as a Neo-Nazi as she doesn't completely conform to them ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

2020-08-06 23:14:48 UTC  

Not gonna lie, this dude is the only thing worth a damn in the entire libertarian party https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1291486624619139072?s=20

2020-08-06 23:16:09 UTC  

<:wut:731349561414647839>

2020-08-06 23:16:25 UTC  

What did I just read

2020-08-06 23:17:27 UTC  

I don't know I'm wondering that myself

2020-08-06 23:19:08 UTC  

My life is no more complete than it was before reading that...

2020-08-06 23:19:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/730962856564228157/741072940787040407/f002db82d4154b43d94f7ca7b6f5339e2491d8293bb475c916c152f92749509e_1.jpg

2020-08-07 07:26:15 UTC  

So I dont know if I'm less surprised that A) it was in Florida, or B) it involved a Burger King delay, or C) her husband's name is something as stupid as Kelvis.

Yes, if your name is Kelvis, you have a stupid name. Should get that shit changed.

2020-08-07 16:55:04 UTC