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> Jar-Jar Binks is the best character in cinematic history. Change my mind.
The second best character in cinematic movie history is Joshua Waits from *Troll 2*. Nobody pisses on hospitality quite like he does.
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Heâs the only one that can defeat Goblins with a bologna sandwich too
Anyone ever seen The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension?
Wacky movie man
The whole cast of Buckaroo did a fan meet and greet about a year ago at The Hollywood Show. So cool-
It's one of my all-time favorites.
Awesome!
wait so what the frik
i review the footage of the force awakens
and Finn get HIT IN THE BACK WITH A LIGHTSABER and is ***okay** but knocked out (?)
Kylo
get hit in the face with a lightsaber, and just gets a scratch?
Yeah, Disney really made lightsabers a lot less dangerous
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and rey could usse it the first time she opened it
okay well, shes the new "chosen one" so i COULD give her a pass just for argument
Because sheâs Mary Rey Sue, the BESTEST EVAR
Rey gets no excuses, no chosen one LOL
I just try as hard as I can to pretend Disney âStar Warsâ doesnât exist
or how luke called it a laser sword
simply for comedy
Yup
The Disney movies felt more like Marvel than Star Wars, the overall tone
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actually thats a pretty good comparison
I remember sitting in the theater opening night for TFA and within the first 10 minutes I was like âThis doesnât feel like Star Warsâ
I tried to like it
But Disney has done nothing but disappoint
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or how y'know, rey cuts the rock in half like knife through butter
Rey always wins, and if youâre wondering why, Iâve got the answer for everything she does
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Because girl
oh my gosh the fight scene
She wins EVERY battle with Kylo