and Finn get HIT IN THE BACK WITH A LIGHTSABER and is ***okay** but knocked out (?)

Kylo

get hit in the face with a lightsaber, and just gets a scratch?

Yeah, Disney really made lightsabers a lot less dangerous

ya

and rey could usse it the first time she opened it

okay well, shes the new "chosen one" so i COULD give her a pass just for argument

but FInn just picked it up and started swingin too

Because she’s Mary Rey Sue, the BESTEST EVAR

Rey gets no excuses, no chosen one LOL

I just try as hard as I can to pretend Disney “Star Wars” doesn’t exist

or how luke called it a laser sword

simply for comedy

Yup

The Disney movies felt more like Marvel than Star Wars, the overall tone

ya

actually thats a pretty good comparison

I remember sitting in the theater opening night for TFA and within the first 10 minutes I was like “This doesn’t feel like Star Wars”

I tried to like it

But Disney has done nothing but disappoint

ya

or how y'know, rey cuts the rock in half like knife through butter

Rey always wins, and if you’re wondering why, I’ve got the answer for everything she does

or

Because girl

oh my gosh the fight scene

She wins EVERY battle with Kylo

Like seriously

I’m all set with my Star Wars saga collection

I have all 6 movies on DVD

The 2004 special editions, except of course for Revenge of the Sith, that’s 2005

This is sorta related to the conversation but how lame is it when the hero ALWAYS beats the villain?

Totally lame

There has to be at least a sign of a struggle. White hats cant ALWAYS beat black hats

There’s no excitement if you KNOW the hero is going to win all the time

Of course you want them to win

But then you have no story

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